Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Why did you make trees and grass green?

Scribe: God, anntoney asks "Why did you make trees and grass green?".

God: IT'S CALLED PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

Scribe: Huh?

God: IT'S THE PROCESS BY WHICH PLANTS CONVERT CARBON DIOXIDE AND SUNLIGHT--

Scribe: Hold up. The question asks you why you chose the color green for so many things in nature. You're giving us a 4th grade science book answer.

God: AS I WAS SAYING, PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS THE PROCESS BY WHICH--

Scribe: Wait. You could have made the trees red, the oceans yellow, a bluebird pink. The whole universe was your canvas. You made everything the way it is. Of all of the colors in the rainbow and that exist in the universe, you chose green. Are you going to tell us it's just because of a chemical reaction.

God: YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

Scribe: Yes, please.

God: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! (SORRY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT EVER SINCE NICHOLSON SAID IT IN THAT TOM CRUISE MOVIE).

Scribe: The truth?

God: I LIKE GREEN.

Scribe: You like green?

God: IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.

Scribe: You heard it here first, folks. God's favorite color is green.

1 Comments:

Blogger pooks said...

Green? I knew it!

Okay. Maybe that really is God you're talking to.

Even if he won't admit dogs are superior to cats.

12/11/2006 10:18 PM  

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