Can You Tell Me If I'll Get A New Job in 2007?
Scribe: God, Ron999 asks "Can you tell me if I'm going to get a better job in 2007?"
God: I CAN'T.
Scribe: Huh?
God: I CAN'T TELL RON FOR SURE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN 2007.
Scribe: You can't?
God: REMEMBER, YOU ALL HAVE FREE WILL. I COULD CREATE THE BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES FOR RON TO GET HIS DREAM JOB BUT IF RON DECIDES TO SHOW UP FOR THE INTERVIEW IN FLANNEL PAJAMAS, MY GUESS IS HE WON'T GET THE JOB.
Scribe: Maybe his dream job is as a pajama model.
God: IT'S NOT.
Scribe: Oh.
God: IT IS WORTH NOTING THAT IF RON HAS EDUCATION, EXPERIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE (AND I CAN ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE FIRST TWO), WHEN THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY ARISES, ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR HE'LL GET THAT JOB.
Scribe: As long as he skips the pajamas.
God: EXACTLY.
God: I CAN'T.
Scribe: Huh?
God: I CAN'T TELL RON FOR SURE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN 2007.
Scribe: You can't?
God: REMEMBER, YOU ALL HAVE FREE WILL. I COULD CREATE THE BEST OF CIRCUMSTANCES FOR RON TO GET HIS DREAM JOB BUT IF RON DECIDES TO SHOW UP FOR THE INTERVIEW IN FLANNEL PAJAMAS, MY GUESS IS HE WON'T GET THE JOB.
Scribe: Maybe his dream job is as a pajama model.
God: IT'S NOT.
Scribe: Oh.
God: IT IS WORTH NOTING THAT IF RON HAS EDUCATION, EXPERIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE (AND I CAN ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE FIRST TWO), WHEN THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY ARISES, ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR HE'LL GET THAT JOB.
Scribe: As long as he skips the pajamas.
God: EXACTLY.
posted by 4CallingBirds at 8:24 PM
1 Comments:
I had a similar conversation with God. ;)
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