Will it rain tomorrow?

BobM414 asked "Is it going to rain tomorrow?"

Scribe: You have the chance of a lifetime to ask questions to God and you ask for a weather forecast? Haven't you ever heard of weather.com? God says it isn't going to rain where you live except right over your house.

God: I DID NOT SAY THAT.

Scribe: Oh, shoot. You're here.

God: I'M EVERYWHERE.

Scribe: Right.

God: THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK IF YOU'RE GOING TO START MAKING THINGS UP. YOU MUST WRITE DOWN EXACTLY WHAT I SAY AND NOTHING MORE. UNDERSTOOD?

Scribe: Yes, God. Sorry.

God: PLEASE ASK THE QUESTION.

Scribe: BobM414 asks "Is it going to rain tomorrow?"

God: IT WILL RAIN, BOB.

Scribe: Told you.

God: SCRIBE!!!

Scribe: Sorry.