How about them Democrats?
Scribe: God, jerrys asked "How 'bout those democrats? Was it part of some master plan to have them win the House?"
God: WHILE I FAVOR ANY SORT OF INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE, I DON'T SUPPORT EITHER POLITICAL PARTY. GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME AN INDEPENDENT.
AS FOR YOUR "MASTER PLAN" QUESTION, I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE POINT TO SPECIFIC INCIDENTS IN THEIR LIVES AND ASK IF IT IS PART OF MY MASTER PLAN. OK, I WILL CONFIRM THAT THERE IS A MASTER PLAN. BUT IT'S ON A "MACRO" LEVEL. HEAVEN AND EARTH TYPE OF STUFF. AS AN EXAMPLE, WHEN I CREATED THE DOG, I DID IT BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY THINGS PEOPLE CAN LEARN FROM ANIMALS, FROM TAKING CARE OF ANIMALS, AND ABOUT THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS. WHEN A DOG PEES ON THE LIVING ROOM RUG, IT DOES THAT ON ITS OWN. NOT PART OF THE PLAN. HOPE THAT CLEARS SOME THINGS UP.
God: WHILE I FAVOR ANY SORT OF INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE, I DON'T SUPPORT EITHER POLITICAL PARTY. GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME AN INDEPENDENT.
AS FOR YOUR "MASTER PLAN" QUESTION, I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE POINT TO SPECIFIC INCIDENTS IN THEIR LIVES AND ASK IF IT IS PART OF MY MASTER PLAN. OK, I WILL CONFIRM THAT THERE IS A MASTER PLAN. BUT IT'S ON A "MACRO" LEVEL. HEAVEN AND EARTH TYPE OF STUFF. AS AN EXAMPLE, WHEN I CREATED THE DOG, I DID IT BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY THINGS PEOPLE CAN LEARN FROM ANIMALS, FROM TAKING CARE OF ANIMALS, AND ABOUT THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS. WHEN A DOG PEES ON THE LIVING ROOM RUG, IT DOES THAT ON ITS OWN. NOT PART OF THE PLAN. HOPE THAT CLEARS SOME THINGS UP.
posted by 4CallingBirds at 3:05 PM
2 Comments:
are you sure you're talking to God?? not someone else?
He says he's God and frankly, I'm a little fearful he'd hold it against me on Judgement Day if I question him on it too much.
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