How This Place Works

It's pretty simple. Ask questions you'd like answered and I'll post God's* responses.

Now while you're free to ask anything you want, here are a few things to consider:

-- Not all questions may be answered. He's a busy guy.
-- Life or death questions can be tricky. Everyone will die eventually. He prefers to keep some things unknown.
-- Don't ask for winning lottery numbers or for the point spread on the big game. That's cheating and he frowns on cheaters.


*He told me he's God though I haven't actually seen a photo ID or anything like that. Also, he says if I give out his email address he'll strike me down with lightning. Please just send your questions through this site.